((Original meme: [link]))

Pick 10 friends and/or characters (whether they be your own, or from a show, comic, etc) and assign them each to the numbers below. Then fill out the questions listed. NO PEEKING AHEAD.


1. Jade
2. Cary
3. Mocha
4. Jack
5. Tygaa
6. Jennifer
7. CrazéKat
8. SkyoWeezel
9. Ray
10. Rimiko

~~~~

NOW LET THE QUESTIONS BEGIN:

~~~~

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? ...


You come home and find 5 and 4 completely drunk, laying on your couch?
Cats aren't supposed to drink, guiz! D:

10 plotted to take over the world?
OH SNAP.

One day at school, 3 comes in as your substitute teacher?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *hugs*

Randomly, 9 kills 7 right in front of you?
LE GASP, RAY!
Nooooo CrazéKaaa~t!!!

You wake up and randomly find 2 in your bed, sleeping next to you?
Oh hai, I thought you were a carrot for a moment.

6 and 9 announce that they are going to have a child?


1 got abducted by aliens?
I GOT ABDUCTED, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 and 7 started a cult, and what would the cult be about?
I'd join it and it would be about fruits... don't ask why.

Suddenly 8 madly fell in love with 6?
NO JENNIFER RUN! Also Jennifer likes Ray so.. BIG PROBLEM.

2 comes running, and pins you to the ground for no reason, and starts licking your face?
Ohohoooo~..... clean someone else you.

For no reason, 5 kept ignoring you?
Why?! WHYYYYYYY?!

2 cooked for you?
Yum, carrot soup... wait this isn't carrots this is fish...and it's uncooked.. D:

4 was in the hospital for some reason?
.....Uhh... Oh no Jack....... (/unenthusiastic)

6 had a dentist appointment, but was extremely scared?
USE YOUR MAGIC FOO'.

You saw 3 crying all alone?
Awww, Mocha don't cry.... *cries also*

You and 9 went to a bar?
So Ray.... gonna ask Jennifer out?

8 and 9 are fighting over you?
lol what the heck... Did you two go by some bad catnip?

You were sitting on a couch with 4, and they wrap their arm around you?
AAARRGGGHHH DON'T CUT ME

You were walking along, and 1 comes up and glomps you?
Uhh, I hug myself...

1 ties 10 to a pole, and tries to burn them with a flamethrower?
DIE MARY SUE, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

You come home, to find that 1 has stolen all of 2's clothes, leaving them to run around naked?
..What clothes?

You walk into a room and find 1 and 9 making out?
sxcaskndlaskndaslkdnsaldknasldknsadasdas aaa.... That's Rimiko what the heck.... Stupid Mary Sue powers.. ._.
((Jennifer: ))

2 comes up to you, asking to borrow some of your clothes?
WHAT CLOTHES...
((If I wasn't being Jade the cat, and being hooman then she wouldn't be able to fit my clothes))

During a long walk home, suddenly 6 runs out with a chainsaw, flailing it around in front of you?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, WAS IT BECAUSE OF RIMIKO I WASN'T THE ONE WHO DID IT!!!! AHHHHHH!!!

You’re peacefully sleeping, and in the middle of the night, 10 calls you, saying that they’re unable to sleep?
O_O
DIE MARY SUE

For no apparent reason, 5 breaks 7's arm?
..Tygaa do you have anger issues? D:
*magically fixes CrazéKat's arm*

~~~~
WHAT WOULD THEY DO IN THESE SITUATIONS?


Three large men are beating you up. What does 10 do?
She got those pretty bois to do it.. O_O

It's your birthday, what do 3, 5 and 7 do, and give you?
Mocha, Tygaa and CrazéKat shout out "SURPRISE!".
Mocha gives me a hug.
Tygaa gives me a dead fish.
CrazéKat makes me go on a roller coaster that's 100,000,000,000,000,000 feet up in the air.

You got dumped by someone you were in a relationship with for a long time, what does 1 do?
I'm number 1... And me dun like being in that kind of relationships soo.. :iconmhmmmplz:

You're about to get raped, what does 2 do?
O_O
CATSCRATCH FEVAHHHHH

A car hits you, sending you to the hospital with serious injures, what does 6 do?
Uses Magic to heal me.

Your house catches on fire, and you're trapped inside, what does 5 do?
He can't do anything for this.. D:

Zombies are surrounding you, and are about to eat your brains, what does 2 do?
She got her brain eaten.

You can't stop hiccuping, what does 4 do?
Drops a safe on me.

You announce to 7 that you plan to become a duct tape enthusiast, what does 7 do?
He gets a gigantic piece of duct tape and tapes me to the Eiffel Tower.

Randomly, 10 and 1 decide to cut 2's hair, what happens?
She won't have that carrot thingy on the top of her head no moar, she'll probably scream cause it hurts and scratch both of us.

What would 1 do if they saw 8 with 1's boyfriend/girlfriend?
I don't have one so.. HA.

Giant robots start destroying the city, and 1 tries to stop them, what do you and 3 do?
HOW DO I DEFEAT ROBOTS. Mocha is running away.. D:

You’re really angry and upset, what does 2 do?
Cheers me up. c:

3 murders 9's best friend, what do they do?
BEATING OF A LIFE TIME.

~~~~
FRIENDSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS:


1 becomes madly in love with 5?
Kitty kat.

7 starts dating 6? Why?
She's magical.... (gets hit because of pun)

What do you do if 3 suddenly asks you out on a date?
Aww you're cute, but no.

Would 2 ever date 10?
asdasdasdasdasd. OH GOD NO.

You get a haircut, and 7 keeps staring at you for some reason, what do you think of it?
Haircut as in fur got shaved off. D:

5 announces that they are pregnant, what happens?
How is that possible?
Have you been near some catnip boi?

You come home, and suddenly 2 kisses you, what do you do?
Have you been near some-- (shot for repeated joke)

Could 7 and 1 be soul mates?
NO

3 asks you out to a dance, do you accept?
Maybe, I don't think Mocha can dance (neither can I).

In a contest, 3 wins awesome tickets to a concert, what concert, and who would they invite out of the ten?
Mocha: Who's Hannah Montana?
Jade: OH GOD NO, DON'T INVITE ME.

10 applies for a job with 7, what is it?
Bungee Jumping cause CrazéKat suggested it, and Rimiko gets hurt because the bungee cord snapped.

2 and 1 are set up on a blind date, how does it turn out?
Ask me later.

Would 5 trust 4?
No one trusts Jack, maybe SkyoWeezel.. but not anyone else.

Cops are chasing after you and 4, why are the cops chasing you, and what do you do?
They are obviously chasing Jack for killing someone, I'm just his hostage.

9 decides to give you a gift, what is it?
Why'd you give me a flower?
It's for Jennifer? Then where's my gift? D:

10 jumps you in a dark alleyway, does 7 rescue you?
Of course, in the most craziest way ever.

Why is 3 afraid of 4?
He's trying to hurt him in a way or a place that makes him DIE, which is

2 gathers everyone around to tell a fairytale, how does it go?
Everyone falls asleep cause she doesn't know any good stories.
Cary:

What would happen if 1 had a tea party and invited 8 and 6?
AHH, WHY DID I INVITE SKYOWEEZEL?
Disaster happens

10 and 5 are having a wedding, and suddenly 7 crashes it, what happens, and why?
Why are they getting marri-- Oh yeah MAry Sue powers.. =\
CrazéKat crashes in with a wrecking ball while lying on said wrecking ball and he did it cause he likes doing things like that.

9 gets into a car crash, how does 4 react?
He's the one who caused it.
((Jennifer: ))

What would happen if 1 and 5 were left alone at your house/apartment for an entire weekend?
LET'S GO TO THE CONCH!
*pulls cord* "Nothing"
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!

6, 8, 2 and 9 all tackle you at once, what do you do?
zxcnzxlcjknzxlkcnzxlcknxzlcknx Kat Pile and oh god SkyoWeezel get off. sdasdasd

All ten throw a surprise party for you, what happens, and what do they get you?
Aww thanks guiz... Some of you crazies are being nice for once.. C:
They get me a giant statue of me... Hmmm....